Another dynastic Chinese historical epic gone awry – this one’s even worse than you might expect. Two “odd couple” warriors go AWOL in order to head home for the harvest. They find refuge in a town of the enemy that they have slaughtered, where the pretend to be not who they are. In this town of women (now all widows), things ensue.

Over the top acting, this is a trite, forgettable “swords and sandals” bit of silliness, one that simply does not need to be seen to appreciate how awful it is.